T-Shirts

Description: Established in Santa Carla, 1987.

Description: This time it’s really, really personal.

Description: 1923 poster art reproduction.

Description: 1920 poster art reproduction.

Description: Still beautiful 30 years later.

Description: Still beautiful 30 years later.

Description: Four men and a cargo of death.

Description: The Princess of Shermer High.

Description: The Princess of Shermer High.

Description: Master of Pictures.

Description: The future of home entertainment.

Description: A galactic delicacy.

Description: The heart of darkness...

Description: Vasquez... She's just too bad.

Description: Le génie nommé. Stanley Kubrick.

Description: Learn to stop worrying.

Description: Get Him!

Description: Lover. Warrior. Sidekick.

Description: Six reels of joy. (A silent film poster reproduction by GritFX.)

Description: RIP Callahan.

Description: Costanza's nemesis.

Description: VideoMax, Santa Carla. Open Late Fri & Sat.

Description: Prepare to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-ne!

Description: Prepare to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-ne!

Description: Don’t settle for a dodgy wig that’s gonna come off at the wrong time. Get yourself down to Queens and visit Morrie’s Wig Shop, right next door to the Suite Nite Club. This guy’s wigs are tested against hurricane winds (so important!) and are guaranteed to stay on your cranium (unless you’re being assaulted by a local wiseguy).

Description: Thus, the world was created.

Description: Thus, the world was created.

Description: From Outta Nowhere. A Cinderella Boy.

Description: As though they wish to see a glimpse of what the heat would be like Hades, old folks move to Florida in their retirement years. They have air-conditioning, but rarely use it. They eat dinner at 4:30 in the afternoon and squabble amongst themselves. And when their kids come to visit, they lay out the sofa bed with the annoying bar running down the centre of the mattress, denying any living thing a good night's sleep.

Description: Wear it again, Sam.

Description: Damien, CEO.

Description: Vampires. Frogs. Fashion Victims.

Description: There is only one thing wrong with Santa Carla – the place is crawling with vampires. Oh, and some hideous 1980s fashion. But if you insist upon moving there, take heed and keep to yourself. Falling in with the Surf Nazi crowd will put you squarely on the vampire late supper menu. Mess with the vampires themselves and you’ll be drinking red “wine” from an antique flask and hallucinating that your noodles are actually worms.

Description: In 1977, film producer Moe Brown shocked the world with one of the most controversial films of all time. Vampire Cheerleaders On Acid combined psychedelia with hardcore horror and softcore pornography, creating (as one reviewer called it) “the most depraved exercise in moral degradation”. The film was banned in every country on the planet after screening in selected theatres in the United States for a short period, and the only original, uncut 3-D print of the film is still in the possession of writer and star Anastasia O’Keefe.

Description: Everything Tastes Like Chicken.

Description: Established in Santa Carla, 1987.