Shorts

Description: Funny quote which uses the Artificial Intelligence acronym (AI), to express disgust of the increasing use of AI in art and those who constantly use it.

Description: Funny quote which uses the Artificial Intelligence acronym (AI), to express disgust of the increasing use of AI and those who constantly use it.

Description: Funny quote which uses the Artificial Intelligence acronym (AI), to express disgust of the increasing use of AI and those who constantly use it.

Description: Funny quote which uses the Artificial Intelligence acronym (AI), to express disgust of the increasing use of AI and those who constantly use it.

Description: Black Cat Hello Darkness My Old Friend sketch version. Illustrated black kitty is an original Illustration by Amanda. Team GritFX love black cats... do you!? Copyright 2019 GritFX. All rights reserved.

Description: How can a kitten morph into a hammerhead shark? That’s something only Douglas knows.

Description: The Amity "Martha's Vineyard MA." vintage version of the classic tee.

Description: This time it’s really, really personal.

Description: Motivational quote to raise the morale of everyone who is being impacted by the influx of artificial intelligence.

Description: 1923 poster art reproduction.

Description: Established in Santa Carla, 1987.

Description: Still beautiful 30 years later.

Description: The future of home entertainment.

Description: Vasquez... She's just too bad.

Description: Prepare to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-ne!

Description: Thus, the world was created.

Description: Nothing But Strikes.

Description: Five Cat Criminals. One FeLine-Up. The Usual Suspects.

Description: Captain Howdy has been in the ouija board business since 1973. Having crossed over from the underworld into our physical reality, the Captain instantly recognised a neglected market for contacting the dearly departed. So he set about manufacturing the only 100%-guaranteed-to-work ouija board for the whole family and in the process, exposed a generation to decades of demonic possession. As the old advertisement once said: “Thanks Captain Howdy!

Description: What a car! Shitty mileage, itchy upholstery, parts guaranteed to last three years. And with no factory extras or any kind of warranty whatsoever, you're on a winner with the 6000 SUX. Be quick! Stocks are limited.

Description: Show your love of black cats in our photo & lyrics cat print (version 1. Pls see store for other options.) ***IF YOU SEE THIS FACE BEING SOLD BY ANYONE OTHER THAN GritFX, IT'S STOLEN*** Copyright 2013 GritFX. All rights reserved.

Description: Show your appreciation for black cats with this photographic black cat t-shirt! (Pictured: Ella) ***IF YOU SEE THIS FACE BEING SOLD BY ANYONE OTHER THAN GritFX, IT'S STOLEN*** Copyright 2013 GritFX. All rights reserved.

Description: You’re in Antarctica at a research base and a dog comes sprinting out of the whiteness pursued by a helicopter with a crazy Swede (actually, they’re Norwegian, Mac) taking shots at it from a high-powered rifle. What do you do? Do you try to understand what the crazy Swede is doing trying to kill this dog, or do you stupidly shoot the frantic foreigner in the head and give the mutt a friendly pat? If you answered to the latter, well, bad luck – because you’re about to be “assimilated” by an alien life form. Should have learnt to speak Swedish (I mean, Norwegian…)

Description: Broccoli rocks! Yeah, that’s right. It may have barely a trace of anything that could be considered taste, but it’s damn good for you. Whether it’s in a stir-fry, or smothered with peanut butter wrapped inside an apple Danish, broccoli will keep you lean and mean and ready to rock out with other vegetables.

Description: Love - It's in our DNA! Love your fellow man, and have tolerance for love you don't understand. Say No to Hate, Say No to Discrimination and show your support for love equality with this rainbow Pride t-shirt.

Description: Motivational typographic quote. Start 2020 by facing your fears.

Description: ZOD has many goals, but one is absolute: his nemesis bowing before him.

Description: August 18th to the 24th is National Lycanthrope Awareness Week, a time to share a thought for your fellow werewolf. Because, ya know, werewolves are people too – they just grow hair and snack on human flesh during the full moon. In most capital cities there will be some sort of festivity, culminating in the nationwide ‘Great Hunt’ over two massive nights. Human volunteers can register with your local authority. Happy Lycan Week!

Description: If you elude capture by terrorist thieves whilst at an office Christmas party in Nakatomi Plaza, here’s some free advice. Don’t leave your shoes behind in the mayhem – you’ll need them later. Stay out of the air-conditioning vents – your movements inside create too much noise. Keep off the roof of the building – it’s a favourite terrorist hangout and sloppy FBI agents may crash a helicopter there. And lastly, it is always best to maintain a sense of humor throughout such an ordeal, so don’t shy away from contacting the terrorist leader on two-way radio and calling him names.

Description: Join the initiative.

Description: Namaste - Welcome to the island, man!

Description: Skip the pet shop... and ADOPT! Plenty of kitten's will love you for it.

Description: If you want to see where the fake blood was spilt, and where the sausage masquerading as intestines were “eaten”, you can take a tour of Monroeville Mall. While you are there, stock up on ammunition, try on some retro clothing, have your blood pressure tested and take a joyride in a helicopter.

Description: Planning to visit Aspen, California? This little hog is the only way to travel.

Description: Captain Howdy will come into your home. Captain Howdy doesn’t require an invitation. Captain Howdy will speak through occult tools like ouija board, but he’s gonna wanna little bit more. Captain Howdy wants your soul. Captain Howdy wants to use your body as his demon host, contorting you in ways that will make it impossible for you to keep food down. Captain Howdy will attempt to convince you he is your friend. Captain Howdy is not your friend.

Description: Get on the ready line, marines! That means get your shit together, lock and load and wake up Dwayne – because you’re gonna need all three if you are to survive the terra-formed planet that now swarms with bad-ass xenomorphs. And they’re the kind of bugs that don’t hang out the welcome sign.