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Nakatomi, 1988 Card

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If you elude capture by terrorist thieves whilst at an office Christmas party in Nakatomi Plaza, here’s some free advice. Don’t leave your shoes behind in the mayhem – you’ll need them later. Stay out of the air-conditioning vents – your movements inside create too much noise. Keep off the roof of the building – it’s a favourite terrorist hangout and sloppy FBI agents may crash a helicopter there. And lastly, it is always best to maintain a sense of humor throughout such an ordeal, so don’t shy away from contacting the terrorist leader on two-way radio and calling him names.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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