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Capt. Howdy Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Captain Howdy will come into your home. Captain Howdy doesn’t require an invitation. Captain Howdy will speak through occult tools like ouija board, but he’s gonna wanna little bit more. Captain Howdy wants your soul. Captain Howdy wants to use your body as his demon host, contorting you in ways that will make it impossible for you to keep food down. Captain Howdy will attempt to convince you he is your friend. Captain Howdy is not your friend.

Tags: halloween, ouija board, occult, demons, horror
Devils Tower, 1977 Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Wyoming. There stands Devils Tower with its foreboding facade. An enigma to some such as Roy and Gail – two people inexplicably drawn to the landmark. What Roy doesn’t know, however, is that Devils Tower is an intergalactic airport, and he’s about to take a first-class trip to the outer reaches of the universe. Well, actually, no one really knows where exactly he is travelling to, but it appears he’ll be gone for some time. Too bad he forgot to pack his toothbrush (…or maybe, where he is going, there is no need to brush teeth…?).

Tags: close encounters, ufo, extraterrestrial, movie, wyoming
Stay Frosty Baseball T-Shirt

Description: You ain’t ever been on no bug hunt like this. Ninety per-cent of your squad is wiped out by a hive of hideous xenomorphs that you don’t dare kill. Med lab in the main structure won’t hold for long – those pesky xenomorphs are pretty friggin’ smart. They’ll get in there somehow. They’ll get in there and use your body as a host for their momma’s bubs. But in this situation, with certain death a reality, it’s best to stay frosty.

Tags: alien, alien movie, cult film, films, humor
Crazy 88 Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Japan. Land of sushi, saki and samurai. It’s also where the babe in the yellow and black leather has come to grab a kick-ass sword from a legendary craftsman and hunt down the bitch that left her for dead back in the States. But she’ll have to hack her way through the Crazy 88 first, even though there ain’t really 88 of ‘em.

Tags: uma thurman, quentin tarantino, 2000, action, japan
Uncle Walt Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Welton Academy Prep School has a long proud history of academic achievement, fostered through the strict hand of discipline. So of course it is the perfect playground for a group of wilful kids to create some innocent anarchy. Guided by the words of the venerable Uncle Walt, they skip into the woods at night and see the Congo creeping through the black, cutting through the forest with a golden track.

Tags: poetry, robin williams, cult, film, retro
Pittsburgh, PA Baseball T-Shirt

Description: The year was 1878. Pittsburgh residents investigated reports of “dead people” feasting on the flesh of the living. A hastily assembled posse arrived at the Romero homestead to find that six “zombies” had made breakfast of the dead bodies of the poor farmer and his wife. The zombies were disposed of with a combination of axes, shovels and pitchforks and the incident passed out of memory. Coincidentally, one hundred years later, Pittsburgh became the home of the greatest zombie films ever made.

Tags: humor, the walking dead, quotes, places, pittsburgh
The Crawling Eye Baseball T-Shirt

Description: The nightmare terror of the slithering eye that unleashed agonizing horror on a screaming world! A man dissolves – and out of the oozing mist comes the hungry eye, slave to the demon brain. Warning: If you’ve ever been hypnotized do not come alone! Crawling into a theatre near you…

Tags: 1950s, 1950s movies, 50s b movies, classic movies, cult classics
Nessie Lives Baseball T-Shirt

Description: If there is a creature alive beneath the waters of Loch Ness, just what exactly could it be? Theories abound and hoaxes come and go, but the legend of Nessie lives on. Is she merely a crafty plesiosaur that somehow survived through the ages? Or she is just some kind of fish mutated by the effluent from the nearby haggis packing factory?

Tags: dinosaurs, funny, hoaxes, humor, loch ness

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